Schlong Fontana, in a wank of genius, told a little white lie to Nina Devon about her black boyfriend cheating on her with the white devil. Her boyfriend, Lettrell, is in for an butt whipping of biblical proportions once he encounters Nina Devon. In all honesty I am sure that dude loves her, but sometimes its skinny pickings for our club and a little white lie is in order. We may have ruined a relationship but we gained a hell of a lot of laughs…and empty balls.